Biography
Brian Balding Ballin' On Da Court
A former member of the mysterious elite Bilderberg group, balding was removed immediately following his contraction of AIDS and ADHD caused by his newly developed vaxmaxxing addiction. He was deemed untrustworthy, being MKULTRA'd into believing he was a critically acclaimed east coast hip-hop sensation. He was not.
Roaming the poverty-strucken streets of Skid Row, balding used his conversational skills (Acquired from such Bilderberg members as __________ ___, __ ___, and _____ ______) to convince the homeless to give him enough cigarette butts and high fives to trade for a laptop with FL Studio.
After his debut single "we gon cut off klaus schwab's head and roast it on a plate" became a local underground hit in 2021, Balding was discovered by Austrian breakcore producer Shap D4gger$ (of which his production is not featured anywhere on the album) and the late rapper Juice WRLD, both co-owners of the hip-hop label Fauci's Army. He was allowed access to the best recording studio in Cali given the single rule that he no longer writes about Klaus Schwab.
Holding a Four plushie and wearing nothing but a gold chain, brian balding ballin' on da court wrote and recorded six Top 40 charting hits in the span of 4 hours. He was never allowed to touch a microphone again. All copies of the session were destroyed by Fauci's Army, except one, because there was only one copy of the recording to begin with.
Roaming the poverty-strucken streets of Skid Row, balding used his conversational skills (Acquired from such Bilderberg members as __________ ___, __ ___, and _____ ______) to convince the homeless to give him enough cigarette butts and high fives to trade for a laptop with FL Studio.
After his debut single "we gon cut off klaus schwab's head and roast it on a plate" became a local underground hit in 2021, Balding was discovered by Austrian breakcore producer Shap D4gger$ (of which his production is not featured anywhere on the album) and the late rapper Juice WRLD, both co-owners of the hip-hop label Fauci's Army. He was allowed access to the best recording studio in Cali given the single rule that he no longer writes about Klaus Schwab.
Holding a Four plushie and wearing nothing but a gold chain, brian balding ballin' on da court wrote and recorded six Top 40 charting hits in the span of 4 hours. He was never allowed to touch a microphone again. All copies of the session were destroyed by Fauci's Army, except one, because there was only one copy of the recording to begin with.