Real name: Matty Thundercock

Matty Thundercock was born on MTV. At first he was the good son. But then he was Timothy Hutton from Ordinary People. At 12 he was Angelina Jolie in Girl, Interrupted for about a year. He ate stale chips even though the store was a block away. He smoked cigarette butts that he found on the ground. He found himself in rooms with only red lights and got lost in the midtown spa maze for 4 years. He got a job at a store that sells clothes to people and one of the mannequins came to life and he fell in love. One day he looked in the mirror and realized that he was a mannequin too. Are you a mannequin?

All material previously recorded under the moniker halopain have been renamed through various monikers such as Cocaine Music for Republicans, Boy Cunt, Shitty Magic!, Ahouseburnsinthedistance. and currently Gulliver