Real name: John Condon

Effective period / Period of releases: 1976 - 2015

Members: E. J. Emmons, John Condon (4)

In 1973, two wide-eyed young music fans made their way to Los Angeles and were
introduced by a notoriously touchy-feely road manager for the Doors. They fell into
a relationship that would produce five of the most criminally neglected singles of
the decade, as well as a treasure trove of unreleased recordings.

John “Smokey” Condon was a bewitchingly beautiful Baltimore transplant, himself
no angel after spending his teenage years partying with the John Waters crowd. EJ
Emmons was a budding record producer from New Jersey, already starting to work
in small studios around Hollywood.

Condon had marched in New York the night after the Stonewall Riots in 1969, and
so by the time he and EJ created Smokey, they weren’t about to hold back.
Released in 1974, first single Leather b/w Miss Ray wasn’t just openly gay, it was
exultantly, unapologetically gay, examining front-on the newly-liberated leather and
drag scenes thriving in America’s urban centres.

The single was shopped around to labels using Emmons’ industry contacts, but
doors were regularly slammed on the duo. “We can’t put this out, it’s a fucking gay
record, what’s the matter with you,” said one record exec, while adding “it’s really
good though.”

So Smokey formed S&M Records, with a logo featuring a muscular arm encased in
studded cuffs, and “S&M” tattooed on the bulging bicep. They went on to selfrelease
five singles that span pre-punk, stoner jams, disco, synth-punk and more,
all stamped with Smokey’s fearless candour.

The 1976 single and compilation title track How Far Will You Go...? features guitar from
EJ’s studio buddy James Williamson, fresh from his adventures recording Raw
Power with Iggy & the Stooges in London with David Bowie. Smokey even remembers
a few mid-70s jams with Williamson, with a vague view towards replacing the
rehab-bound Iggy as Stooges frontman!

The live band played almost weekly at Rodney Bingenheimer‘s English Disco, with
a band featuring 14 year old future Quiet Riot-ers Randy Rhoads and Kelly Garni.

Then there’s the raft of unreleased recordings, including a 9 minute disco workout
entitled Piss Slave, and two versions of Million Dollar Babies, an ode to New York’s
notorious trucks where men would go late at night to trick.