Members: Justin Wexler, Craig Woods, Dave Pacifico, Constantine Nakassis, Mike Twietmeyer

Craig Woods (Towers, Peter and Craig), a soldier of fortune, is hired by the U.S. government to secretly rescue a group of politicians trapped in Guatemala. But when Craig and his team, which includes weapons expert Justin Wexler (Stillwell) and CIA agents Dave Pacifico (Balboa) and Constantine Nakassis (Sea Lanes) land in Central America, something is gravely wrong. After finding a string of dead bodies, the crew discovers they are being hunted by a brutal creature with superhuman strength and the ability to disappear into its surroundings. When they aren't fighting alien predators, these Philadelphia ex-pats and Chicago lifers drink a ridiculous amount of seltzer and play a punk/hardcore/indie rock hybrid that would not have been completely out of place on the NO IDEA roster circa 1998.