Members: Wolfman Chuck, Sage Slaughter

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One night in Providence RI Wolfman Chuck went to a venue to check out some bands and hear some good tunes. Sadly the bands sucked. Every weekend for 22 years or so Wolfman walked in to venues in RI and MA searching for that kickass band... that kickass tune... but to no avail. Every band sucked and still does. Horrible bands making ear bleeding stupid fucking music. Wolfman hated it so much!!!! All the shitty bands and the shitty scene!
After another night of having to embrace the suck in RI, Wolfman walked down a back alley to find a dumpster to crash for the night (yes he was homeless)....and oh boy did he find one. It turns out this dumpster was owned by Planned Parenthood and full of fetus. Not only that but he found a magic book in the dumpster as well, and wouldn't you know....It was the NECRONOMICON!!!!!
Thumbing through the pages and treating himself to some rancid fetus Wolfman stumbled upon a page with a spell to summon demons called Brimstone Boys as servants, slaves.
All he would need to do is make an ancient sigil on the ground with the fetus and say some ancient words and then WHAM BAM WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO demons would appear....but there was a problem....The fetus had to be fresh and they where not...Searching for a way to make this spell work Wolfman found a half full bottle of Pepe Lopez.
!"SCORE"!
Seeing as he wanted to saturate the fetus in the liquid thinking it would freshen them up a bit, he realized he needed more. So Wolfman pissed in the bottle making it full. Now with his mix of shitty Tequila and fresh urine, he poured the concoction all over the sigil made of fetus... Said some ancient words out loud read from that cursed book and ..... TO BE CONTINUED......