Members: Todd Wuss, Daniel Keating

Punk band from Sycamore, Illinois active 1995-1996. Released one song for a compilation 7" on Disgruntled Records and played a handful of shows opening for Charles Bronson and Oblivion. Band members (excluding one) were in high school during the band's existence. Chris Cabay from Pretentious Assholes / No Slogan / Flagpole joined in the group vocals for the song "We Are The Shwankmoes".