In Memory Of Captain Tank

Artists

Album Info

Release Date: 2020-01-01

Label: F of X Records

This collection © 2020 by John Tabacco
All song Published by It Iz What It Iz Music except:

Mom and Dad
Published by Kobalt Music Pub. America I OBO Munchkin Music Co.

Fountain Of Love
Published by Kobalt Music Pub. America I OBO Munchkin Music Co.

Hucksters
Published by Annellssongs / It Iz What It Iz Music

Where's My Yoko?
Published by Mr. Chichooli Music

Come Back Baby
Published by Universal-MCA Music Publishing OBO Universal-MCA Music Publishing

Spanish Island
Wabe Publishing

Eventually Captain Tank of Ralph Voyager 47 decided to retire from service. As a retirement plan he managed to make a lucrative deal with a well known book publisher to release all the “deep state” dirt he had on his so called friends. All of who now reside in world class prisons biding their time, plotting their revenge, until parole comes around. If it comes around...

Sandra Pilot of course was severely heart broken when the Captain freely revealed her “Wax Paper Thesis on the Origins and Slightly Altered Myths of the Epileptic Troubadour”, online back in 2011. She became continually inconsolable and this eventually lead to her dramatic suicide. She stabbed herself in the jugular with a ballpoint pen while waiting at the DMV to renew her driver’s license. How soon the public forgets.

Yup, Captain Tank sold out big time! With little fanfare he discretely booted out of town and made himself a home somewhere in Conrete, North Dakota (his birthplace). Rumor has it he spent most of his time frequenting a little hole in the wall bar called "Hucksters". Most late nights he could be seen there swiggin’ down whiskey sours and inflating his amazing tales of heroism, corruption, adventure and romance to the dusty bar stool near the ladies room. Sadly, it was a bowling ball precariously resting on top of a shelf just above his coat closet that would do him in. Apparently, the result of a small earthquake. A curious neighbor found the Captain in a puddle of blood - his skull smashed in - his cobra feasting away. Who would have guessed?

In any event, his calculated charm and big friendly smile will forever be imprinted in our memories. Not sure if that’s a good thing, but there it is.


Recorded and Mixed at Suburban Hermit Studios II, Stony Brook, NY (except where noted)
Cover art : Catherine Tabacco's "Cimino Cafe"
CD cover modifications by Farben Fosfeen Artwerks