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Release Date: 2019-12-09Label: Mom Radio
"The plentitude of essential reduction drama washes over you like a warm bath of department-store-sourced 1,000-year guarantee 4K artificial milk. Dial in your privilege now and cross unpaid time and appropriated space to discover that, yes, you are the fabric of existence itself. This should not lead you to fancy yourself as above anyone or anything, but rather vertically placed among a continuous feed of itemized identikit practice runs. You are no greater than any single idea—e.g., “#$” or commercial marijuana détournement kitsch. Choose choice above all else, discover the DIY tic-tac deep within—what’s your preferred ad experience?It was just another tie-dye frat-house active shooter drill until Rom_Com showed up and starting playing what he called the “Eternal Highlight Reel” and what do you know minutes later it was just breh upon bruh with their eyes bleeding their knuckles stark white clutching to the point of penetrating their thick small-batch stickered aluminum cans and so I say to this guy to my left I’m like what are y’all watching and he just lets out this steady almost motorized gurgling sound and I look at his eyes holy shit his eyes there’s just “skip ad” where there used to be irises and shit it was horrifying I never went back there great show though not bad sound was weird and the ads went on too long but great venue.
The manifold wonders of the lo-fi emo-hop digital currency portfolio scene lead me to my next point—the chandeliers! This place was SUCH a dump and then they start putting these chandeliers in the middle a bunch of intersections and on a few sidewalks and what do you know BOOM instant hotspot! Eating contest but it’s like the chick-fil-a cows eating their brethren and then of course themselves and their own flesh slow and horrific-like. OR! Or, viral vid in which LA Beast unwittingly eats raw cubed police flesh with Blue Line flag in background, freedom of speech and consumption, etc. Be grateful, not hateful. The Choice is sacred, and the Choice is yours."