Hey! It's A Teenage House Party!

Artists

Album Info

Release Date: 1984

Label: Catch Trout Records

The artist's name was miscredited, as the band did not know he did not share a last name with his brother David.

Recorded March-July, 1984

Catalog #s:
    spine: CT112
    back cover: CT 112
    labels: CT112!

Includes lyric sheet.

ANARCHY RULES

1. Do the dishes.
2. Take out the garbage.
3. Don't annoy the neighbors.
4. If a cop comes to the house, invite him in:
        if he comes in, kill him
        if he doesn't, kill him
        if he takes too long to decide, kill him
5. Don't kill the cat.
6. Don't fuck my girlfriend.
7. Be pleasant, smile if necessary.
8. Register to vote.
9. Do so.
10. Burn down the federal building.
11. Be nice to your president.
12. Throw pipe bombs at him.
13. Don't disagree with your housemates.
14. Don't drink.
15. Don't smoke.
16. Don't abduct 7-year-old boys, sexually abuse them, chop them up and hide the pieces under your bed.
17. At least I can fucking think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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