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Release Date: 2017-05-13Label: Dreamy Life Records
“Bang me hard! (to get inside)” is the new full-length album from Dallas’ The Prof.Fuzz 63. It is their second album. Both albums (and a limited-edition cassette-only EP) are released on Dreamy Life Records.Q: What is the record all about?
A: It’s about banging something hard. Especially if you want to get inside. It could be a door. It could be a jar of olives. It could be your dream job. It could be your soulmate.*
Q: Wow! There are eleven songs on the album. What are they all about?
A: True. There are eleven songs, and they are about things. What sorts of things? Well, let’s take a look, one by one.
1. shitwater tx blues: This song is about the sad feeling one gets when plumbing goes bad.
2. three-way tie for dog of the year: This song is for people who like dogs. And ties. And three-ways.
3. transcendentalhygienist’s lullaby: This song is about unrequited love and oral hygiene, and may put you to sleep.
4. golden tickets to heaven: This song is a true crime story about aliens, fast food fried chicken, and Jesus.
5. las vegas waltz: This song is another true crime story. It is about having sex in a ferris wheel. It is also a waltz and an organ fugue.
6. goodtimespeedlove: This song is about a t-shirt I saw in Taiwan, cars, and Catholics.
7. sippy cup blues: This song is a nursery rhyme for people who have trouble holding their alcohol.
8. 1992 (leonard cohen’s failed prophecy): This song is true. I wish it wasn’t. I wish Leonard Cohen was still alive to hear it.
9. freejazzhands: This song is about street gangs in South Emily TX. It might be true. Or not.
10. honey bomb: This song is about love and loss. It also hints at another love triangle.
11. bacon waltz: This song is another true story and another waltz. It contains sage advice from Dear Abby about cooking breakfast.
*Only if your soulmate consents to hard banging.
credits
released May 13, 2017
the prof.fuzz 63:
professor fuzz: guitar & vocals
sleepyredhead: organ & vocals
mr. b: drums
recorded, mixed, & mastered by britt robisheaux
@ cloudland recording studio, ft worth tx